Damn my stomach for always feeling hungry! Its always the tongue being punished for no fault of its! When the stomach feels hungry, it is the tongue that has to eat off anything available, be it good or bad. The stomach doesn’t taste anything after all! The hunger at times is such a pain. I mean I know about how hunger is a way of life for may be half of Indian population, but in my case, its just a pestering MIL who keeps irritating even when I have no mood to eator rather, food to eat! But on rare occasions when I get to eat really really delicious food, when the tongue for once relishes whatever it eats, the stomach after a point gets full n ends poor tongue’s delight over delicious food! How sad is that? Whenever the stomach is ‘upset’, then too, it’s the tongue that is put under restrictions and is penalized. Let us hope that the next time when God decides to create his next species, or when evolution eats away men to leave way for a new variety, some new system would develop such that a there is no hunger. Only taste buds exist. But when someone eats and the taste buds have a nice time, the food does get digested. I mean digestive system should be optional only. Let there be an entirely different mechanism for derivation of energy (for existence purposes), in the next world at least!
Now that you don't belong to that new species you'll have to live with your stomach. Love it or hate it :)
ReplyDeleteAn optional digestive system is a great idea btw. We can keep it aside and do all those roller coaster rides without any problem.
i knowww!!
ReplyDeleten yeah.. a dismantlable cum portable digestive system! cool! may b some ingenious bio-engineering geek (who if by chance comes across this post) can try it too n not wait for God to take the step! :)
I was always thought that you were weird :D and now its confirmed !!! LOL.
ReplyDeleteBut true, our stomach acts stupid whenever we feel like eating more. I often let out a dialogue in my mother tongue in those situations " vayarinu madiyaayi, vaayakku madiyaayilla !" .....now run and understand the meaning of this from ur friend...umm..run run !!!
lol me is exxttrrreeemmeeeellyyy wierd! i take tat as a compliment. thnx. :)
ReplyDeleteNot able to stomach the truth huh?
ReplyDeleteIn my case gluttony is purely a state of mind. Loving food is a pastime for me and I cant definitely help my stomach being hungry!
I agree with Varun, on the optional digestive system!
Lets think up something like sticking out your tongue in the sun so the body could make its own food!
:)
(BTW Taste buds are just nerve impulses sent to the mind. Ever seen the Matrix?)
Ah, the whims of mankind... ;)
ReplyDeletewow.. tht was a nice .... i always wished tht we had stomachs with doors.. wenevr we had to eat, we ll jus have to open it stack de food it and close it... it wud ve been a lot simpler.. de toungue can be used wen u go places like CCD etc.. hmmm 'He' could ve been more creative..
ReplyDeleteYou have been tagged :
ReplyDeletehttp://vimalsparadise.blogspot.com/2008/11/quirky-me.html
wow getting creative about the creation and suggesting teh creator eh ;P
ReplyDeleteIve heard of a fish(some animal) that doesnt realize when its stomache is full and eats itself to death ;PP
hmm.... i can understand! u knw.. i m big fan of jughed jones??!
ReplyDelete@ vivek: arre.. even if its a state of mind, after ur stomach is full, if u still gobble food, u wud jus wanna puke! then ur 'state of mind' wud definitely change n giv a red signal!
ReplyDeleten yeah.. a nice proposal- energy thru tongue n all.. may b i'll make a list of creative ideas n send it to santa clause for d nxt christmas! :P:P:P
@ kartz: aaahh.. u belong to it too dude!! but u cud hav other complaints too~ like always having to carry d whole body with u while walking.. or something of tat sort... :D
ReplyDelete@ viki: wow another proposal! shall definitely include the doors idea in my list too! (for list, ref to my comment to vivek). :)
ReplyDelete@ vimmuuu: hey.. thnx for tagging me.. the past few days hav been crazy in every way n i hav been horribly busy.. hav already grumbled abt it to u..so m not atrting again :P
ReplyDeleteso will definitely do it asap!! :)
@verbivore: lol yup! i m tired of a lot of things in my life n my ever annoying stomach is definitely one of them.since i don think i can change my crazy ridiculous outta-d-world problems, all i can do is send a msg to d creator showing his possible flaws in his previous masterpiece(here considering 'human' as his masterpiece though it is well known tat 'woman' was his masterpiece... :P)
ReplyDelete@ mathu: aaah well.. jughead jones is a fic character... so i guess he can eat all he wants!! :D
ReplyDeleteha ha ha :) well, being a raging foodaholic or simply put, foodie, i could co-relate each and evy word of your post! nice one :)
ReplyDeletethnx! :)
ReplyDeleteLol! I can empathize here! Being a foodie isnt very easy, as I've learnt!
ReplyDeleteLOL.. i m not exactly a foodie though.. :P
ReplyDeletei actually thot i was d only wierdo in dis world. a lot of ppl seem to empathize.. seems i m not alone in this!:P:P
Kya hua? Done a Houdini? ;)
ReplyDeleteHope all is well.
Peace.
lol.. i wishdear friend, i wish! but no.. hav been running around like crazy.. too much work, n going insane! :( but oh well.. part of life.. isnt it?!?
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Not to worry. All for the best! :)
ReplyDeletePeace. Be well.
Drop in when u can... :)
I feel the stomach gets punished every time the tongue gets moody....
ReplyDeleteTongue gives us the pleasure of good taste...and the stomach has to work every time food gets inside it...
Occasionally the stomach backfires when we puke(excessive eating)...and spoils the taste buds ...[:p]
@ neo: okay.. but u supporting my statement or contradicting it? i didnt understand.. :P
ReplyDeletewatever it is, i still hate my stomach! :D